March 2012
Renae stop liking all my posts.
There’s no way you can like every single thing.
Dead babies.
I just got eaten by a shark.
Rick Santorum was elected.
Tumblr exploded.
Nice!
I love March.
That’s all.
Green hills are cool. Sorry to all the states without hills…
When you’re about to ask your friend where his family puts their recycling and then you realize that you live in a slightly red-neck town where no one dares recycle and you just say to yourself “Oh” and you put it in the trash and imagine birds with plastic rings around their necks all night yelling at you for being an asshole…
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this poor girl today
I was walking out of the store today being awesome, and I sat in my car and I looked behind me while reaching for my seat-belt and I saw this girl sitting in this other car starring at me and then she immediately pretended to sleep and it was really hilarious because I totally noticed her do it.
poor girl, People watching is cool, and now she got caught watch-sleep-pretending yeah.
Way to procrastinate a month on FAFSA, past Evan G.
I literally have a phone alert titled “FAFSA” for every day of february.
That’s bad.
At least that means I’m definitely living my lazy pizza cat philosophy but it’s getting risky.
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Crystal Castles II is perfect right now.
February 2012
I think it’s cool when you get over the wonderment of the Internet guy stage and you stop trying to see Internet boobs and you just keep your want to see Internet boobs to yourself and they somehow come to you anyway in smaller amounts and everyone’s happy.
/internet experiences
Reblogging pictures of three headed cobras
Modern women in America homework is sitting here waiting
Used up most of my hours on school and SSX (which is hard as fuck)
Day 2 with club weed is disturbing me
I wish this was a poem
By Evan Gorman
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Nouvelle Vague | Love Will Tear Us Apart...
“How do I get her to let me touch her butt?”
Emailing my old high school to get my 90s-cartoon-style-personal-records after my history teacher today told me teachers write the worst shit in those and you legally have the right to see them (except with redaction).
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have Big~G?
I’m glad none of you can read my mind when I’m high. I don’t act cool or hood, it’s actually quite sad, lame and slightly adorable, like most things in life. I’m actually like a guy in a monocle in the year 1899 jotting down notes like “oh this is cool and interesting”.
oh well, Cred is traded for truth.
I just discovered the empty hole in my heart is actually from that hipster alternative girl blog (kind of porn blog but whatever words that I can add here to make it less creepy, yeah) that was the coolest thing like two years ago and was deleted a little after that.
No one wants to help give me inspiration for my day dreams about living in a house with alternative girls and turning it into a...
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I just watched a 1972 60 minutes on Nixon visiting China, The Soviet center on american culture, and the status of 30-year-old Gaddafi of Libya.
Perfectly hit my geeky news world spot and sdljlgkgjkl and I’m surprised it surpassed being a high baby this afternoon in terms of enjoyment.
AND I think there’s no homework and I should check but I’m not going to.
ugh shit is so...
Today I was high while listening to Death Grips “I want it I need it” and my thought process was really cool and disgusting and I probably shouldn’t repeat it but it had to do with alcohol in your bloodstream and vaginas and those sound pretty cool so I hope you had a good day bye
“Dad, that’s MY Pikachu!”
– future brat little g
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If my kids get real pokemon in 30 years I’m going to be so pissed/happy for them.
Can I major in watching old TV, eating pizza, and day dreaming about girls?
