January 2012
Past West Coast Represent *~*~*~*~*~*~£~
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Driving across the bay
pokemon - tons of different terrain - style today.
Going to Mimi’s for New Years in Daly City!
on a sad note, lately I’ve been super uncomfortable driving to the peninsula, so if I die:
-burn my hard drive
-keep my music though
-don’t bury me.
-eat pizza everyday for a week.
-Anyone who wants my bed can have my bed.
-divide my blog between the people on my last favorite...
December 2011
Ugh. Grammar mistakes. I wish I could control them, I need to proof-read more. I know what’s correct, I just run at shit and fuck it up.
That said relative to problems in life it’s better than 95% of every other problem like fires or poverty or running out of awesome food.
Dragons
Open oceans
Homework
If you buy $100+ Sunglasses, a horde of African Children should immediately attack you
What a weird day.
I’m literally only eaten donuts this morning and pizza tonight.
Definitely exercising and being productive like crazy tomorrow.
Network made me feel like shit.
/Weird day.
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more boring overpriced food stories
one time I was literally running through Down Town San Francisco looking for a Taco Bell 5-layer Burrito and then I finally found one and
and
and THEY DON’T SELL THINGS THAT ARE A DOLLAR OR UNDER. So they literally didn’t have half of the Taco Bell menu.
One time
I was in a Burger King in the richest part of San Francisco, eating an over-priced burger and sitting across from these entertaining Japanese tourists.
That’s it.
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kungfuwolfnigga:
These blonde girls are getting so excited over cheetah beanies. I don’t get Brentwood.
we should make a blog called “I don’t get brentwood”
yeeeeeeeeeeeeuh. Lazy movie day all day and pretending I don’t have to clean, etc., etc., then pizza night, then drinking night, then Denny’s or Mel Diner at 1am.
Winter Break is pretty much all good words combined.
theoneders:
living in sweden for the rest of my life bye guys it’s been real
-They have people riding birds on their money!
-Everything is expensive!
-All butter is replaced by Nutella!
-they have crazy “oh shit it’s night all the time” and “oh shit it’s day all the time” times.
-everything is owned by ABBA. They have an ABBA museum.
/sure facts...
When I sneeze, my dog barks, that’s cool, that should be considered a superpower.
Hall & Oats - Kiss On My List
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I can’t sleep,
But more importantly,
Why is Usher’s song “Yeah” stuck in my head?
it would be cool to have a talk show.
I like talking. I like myself.
How do I do that now and put it on my blog?
Midget porn sounds like something Hipsters like.
time for bed. put that shit on my tombstone or my biography after I die. I’M OUT!
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I've made this post 15 times before but it still...
WHY do guys ask girls what their bra size is?
What do they do with that information?
Is there some secret the rest of my gender has that I haven’t discovered?
Do they intend to buy her a bra and like its an unwritten rule that a girl has to fuck you after you do that?
So confusing…
Make-up is weird. In 400 years we’re going to look back and say, what the fuck was that? That said, I’m glad I live now because I’m a terrible fucking person.
/introverted make up case study when I should be sleeping and getting over this cold
That sure was a dumb post, what is going on, goodnight…
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Now to go to bed and get better and not sit around all day sick and making music tomorrow. Maybe I’ll finally start cleaning again. And drinking Caprisuns. And being a Good son or whatever that is about.