office culture is so weird. all the dudes gotta wear collared, tucked-in shirts, like c’mon. and the belts! we all know our pants would stay up just fine without’em, so what’s the big idea? who are we trying to fool?
Hey guys! What’s up?
Work is the worst as always. 28 more days. I bought a nice shirt for my first meeting tomorrow so expect that.
Fuck crazy people at work.
Girls are cute.
The Milky Way is visible here and it is just the best thing I’ve ever seen.
It smells like the 90s outside where people would burn wood in real fireplaces.
My sister and Mom are out of town so to cheer my Dad up I took him to my favorite bar for Jack and Coke.
In my group of friends there’s something called the “international ban against snapchatting Evan”
Because they know the only way I really get super upset these days is when they say “Yeah I sent you drunkenly standing on the coffee table singing Hall & Oates to everyone I know”. or just “I sent your face to EVERYONE I KNOW”. Or just “Me friend, sent you, to everyone.” Everyone they know, what a dumb app. Fuck Snapchat.
True magic in my life only comes when I eat a baked good filled with drugs or someone sends me into a flashback with the word “Pokemon”.